Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 2

Larry:
Excuse me.

Amy:
Yeah?

Larry:
Do you work here?

Amy:
No.

Larry:
How come you told me to, to get rid of the water, then?

Amy:
I saw you coming in with water, there's no water, it's the rules.

Larry:
I don't understand how it's your concern, you don't work here.

Amy:
It's the rules!

Larry:
Rules?

Amy:
The sign says no food or drink in the theater, I'm sure we would all like to have water.

Larry:
Oh yeah, we're all dying of thirst. What are you, the hallway monitor here?

Amy:
Who are you that the rules don't apply?

Larry:
I'm applying the golden rule, are you?

Amy:
I don't think the golden rule applies here.

Larry:
If you had water, would you want me to tell you not to bring it in? I don't think so!

Amy:
How about common courtesy, bud?

Larry:
Oh?

Amy:
A little common courtesy.

Larry:
That doesn't supersede the golden rule! That's the big one.