Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 4
Jeff:
Hey.
Larry (with cane):
Came for my sneaker.
Jeff:
What happened to you?
Larry:
I fell in the toilet.
Jeff:
How did you fall in the toilet?
Larry:
I went to go pee and the seat was up.
Jeff:
What does that have to do with you?
Larry:
I pee sitting down.
Jeff:
You pee sitting down?
Larry:
Yeah, have you ever tried it?
Jeff:
No!
Larry:
It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.
Jeff:
What are you reading?
Larry:
I'm reading a lot of stuff.
Jeff:
What stuff?
Larry:
If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!
Jeff:
Twenty times?
Larry:
Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something.
Jeff:
What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while your learning something?
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