Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 4

Jeff:
Hey.

Larry (with cane):
Came for my sneaker.

Jeff:
What happened to you?

Larry:
I fell in the toilet.

Jeff:
How did you fall in the toilet?

Larry:
I went to go pee and the seat was up.

Jeff:
What does that have to do with you?

Larry:
I pee sitting down.

Jeff:
You pee sitting down?

Larry:
Yeah, have you ever tried it?

Jeff:
No!

Larry:
It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.

Jeff:
What are you reading?

Larry:
I'm reading a lot of stuff.

Jeff:
What stuff?

Larry:
If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!

Jeff:
Twenty times?

Larry:
Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something.

Jeff:
What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while your learning something?