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Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 4

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-present) is an American television sitcom on HBO starring Seinfeld writer & co-creator Larry David. The series is loosely based on David's life as a semi-retired multi-millionaire in the world after Seinfeld. It was inspir… more »

Counselor Condon:
Could you state your name sir?

Larry:
Larry David.

Counselor Condon:
Mr. David, I'm Counselor Condon.

Larry:
Counselor Condon, nice to meet you.

Counselor Condon:
Have you ever served on a jury before?

Larry:
No.

Counselor Condon:
Have you ever been the victim of a serious crime?

Larry:
My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me, It was upsetting at the time but, umm...

Counselor Condon:
I don't think that would be considered a serious crime. Is there any reason you can think of that you'd not be able to decide this case in a fair and impartial manner?

Larry:
I don't know if I could be impartial Mr. Condon, given that the defendant is a negro.

[all look at Larry]

Larry:
Problem?

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