Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 5

Wanda:
You know what's going on.

Larry:
Huh?

Wanda:
You have a racist dog. The dog hates black people!

Cheryl:
Wanda...

Wanda:
Larry, you train the dog to hate black people?

Larry:
No, I didn't train it to hate black people.

Wanda:
Has it barked at any white people?

Cheryl:
...No, he's...he's...

Larry:
So he hasn't barked at any white people.

Wanda:
Exactly. Your dog is racist.

Larry:
Sheriff's racist?

Wanda:
"Sheriff"? That's a perfect name for a racist dog. Where'd you get this dog: the Klan meeting or something?

Cheryl:
Larry picked him out at the pound.

Larry:
The pound.

Wanda:
Sheriff, the f***in' dog that eats black people. What the f***, man? I'll tell you what, y'all stay here, pet your crazy-ass racist dog, but I am not bringing my black ass back up into this f***ing "hotel" until y'all get rid of that f***ing Klan dog. Gotta Klan dog! Lookin' at me like I'm a damn T-bone!