Dead Like Me, Season 2

[A woman cuts in line at the post office]

Rube:
: Afternoon, ladies. Are you two old friends?

Woman:
Eh, her daughter is in my son's class.

Rube:
: I have a question for you. Is everyone in this line an asshole?

Woman:
Excuse me?

Rube:
: Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?

Woman:
Uhm. No?

Rube:
: So it's just you then.

Woman:
I have children in the car.

Rube:
: I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter. She's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that - it's shameful.