Dead Like Me, Season 2

(George walks into Der Waffle Haus where she meets Daisy and Mason)

George:
I'm a stalker.

Daisy:
I had a stalker once. Yeah, he was a sweet boy. He'd leave me wildflowers. Dead wildflowers. And little sparrows.

George:
Doesn't anyone wanna know why I'm a stalker?

Mason (To Daisy):
How'd you get rid of him?

Daisy:
I stabbed him with garden shears.

Mason:
Did you kill him?!

Daisy:
No, no. I stabbed him right here...

(Daisy hits Mason on the thigh.)

Mason:
Whew. I would have stalked you, Daisy, I would have stalked you.

Daisy:
What is it you're doing right now?

Mason:
Please, come on, I'm not stalking you. I'm persistent.

George:
Well, I'm stalking someone now. Who wants to guess why?

(Kiffany comes over and waits their table.)

Kiffany:
What would you like, sweety?

George:
Revenge.

Kiffany:
We're all out of that. Anything else look good?

George:
Oatmeal with raisins.

(Kiffany leaves.)

Daisy (To George):
Why are you stalking somebody?

(Roxy comes in and sits down.)

Roxy:
Why would you be stalking anyone at all?

Mason:
Oh, shit. It's Johnny Law.

George:
I'm not exactly stalking anyone. I'm-

Roxy:
- You're what?

George:
I'm just-

Roxy:
Spit it out.

(Mason snorts up a booger.)

George:
I'm having oatmeal.

Mason:
With raisins!

Roxy:
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.