Dead Like Me, Season 2

[At the restaurant, Mason and George return from the bee.]

Rube:
Hey! How'd it go?

Mason:
G-R-E-A-T.

George:
It was a spelling bee.

Rube:
[to Mason] Seriously, how'd it go?

Mason:
F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C.

Rube:
How do I get it to stop?

Mason:
Well, go on, Georgie, tell him.

George:
Well, as far as senseless, brutal deaths go, I say it went beautifully.

Mason:
Yeah! So maybe a little simple "thank you" is in order, instead of your constant irritation, Ruby. Maybe a little bit of G-R-A-T… uh… t… i-i-tude, tude.

[Rube hands out Post-its.]

Rube:
For you, and you.

Mason:
Where's Roxy?

Rube:
She has got a personal day.

Mason:
Well, why don't I have a personal day?

Rube:
Because you're an F-U-C-K-U-P.

Mason:
"F*** up" has two words.

George:
Actually, "f***-up" is a hyphenate.

[They all look at her.]

George:
Well, it is!