Desperate Housewives, Season Two

(Phyllis has been rude to Bree)

Bree:
"You are no longer invited to the funeral."

Phyllis Van De Kamp:
"What?!?"

Bree:
"I will have security guards at the door of the church with sticks and they will be assigned to beat you with those sticks if you do so much as enter."

Reverend Sikes:
"Bree, this is your grief talking."

Bree:
"Reverend, if you don't back me up on this, I will take the funeral away from your church."

Reverend Sikes:
"Bree!"

Bree:
"I'm not kidding. I will get non-denominational so fast it will make your head spin."