Desperate Housewives, Season Two

Andrew:
"Mom, Grandma's leaving."

Bree:
"I know. She's been uninvited to the funeral."

Andrew:
"Why?"

Bree:
"If only you heard all the nasty things she said to me."

Andrew:
"Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, but she's family, so that makes her our bitch. Let her say goodbye to Dad."

Danielle:
"(crying) Mom, if you don't invite Grandma to the funeral I'll never forgive you!"

Andrew:
(to Danielle) "Did I ask for your help? (back to Bree) I'm sure Dad would've wanted her there."