Desperate Housewives, Season Two

Susan:
"What do you mean, you know?"

Julie:
"I mean, I know."

Susan:
"What are you saying, that your father actually told you he was gonna be having a one night stand with Edie Britt?"

Julie:
"Uh, mom, this wasn't a one night stand. He's been going out with Mrs. Britt for a few months now."

Susan:
"What?! How could you not tell me that? We share everything. That's what we're known for. That's our thing."

Julie:
"Because I knew you'd wig out. Besides, haven't you always told me to respect people's privacy?"

Susan:
"Oh, I've never applied that concept to your father's sex life, and you know it."

Julie:
"Are you done?"

Susan:
"No! I have not even begun ripping into Edie Britt yet. Oh, that peroxide vulture. As know as sure as I am standing here that she went after your father just to tick me off."

Julie:
"Wrong again."

Susan:
"What?"

Julie:
"He asked her out."

Susan:
"You lie."

Julie:
"It's true. He called her for a date six months ago. The day after my birthday party."

Susan:
"The one at the piano bar?"

Julie:
"Yeah. What is it?"

Susan:
"Oh, um... Your father just came over that day and told me some stuff. You know, some stuff that I haven't, and can't tell you."

Julie:
"Wait, whatever happened to 'We share everything'? Isn't that our thing, what we're known for?"

Susan:
"Um, actually, I think what we're known for is sharing clothes. Yeah, I think that's our thing."