Desperate Housewives, Season Two

Susan:
"Well, what makes you so sure that I don't have a talent?"

Edie:
"Hmm. Just a hunch."

Susan:
"Yeah, well we've all seen your talent, which is a nice way of telling you, why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?"

Julie:
"Guys!"

Edie:
"Oh, come on. Be honest, you didn't want any part of this until you found out that I was involved."

Susan:
"That is so not true!"

Edie:
"Oh, yes it is. It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you."

Susan:
"She did not pick you. It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it. Well, now she knows, and she had it to do over again, she'd pick me."

Edie:
"No, she wouldn't."

Susan:
"Well, why don't we put it to a test? Julie, who would you rather have play with you?"

Julie:
"Oh, no, no, no, no."

Susan:
"No, it's okay, honey. Who do you want to be with you in the 'family' talent show?"

Edie:
"Yes, who do you want with you in front of all of those people? And remember, it's a church. They are going to be judging you."

Julie:
"Ohh... okay. Well, first of all, you both suck, but if I had to choose... I guess I'd pick my mom. Sorry, Edie."

Edie:
"Fair enough. I'd like my pitch pipe back, please."