Desperate Housewives, Season Two

Bree:
"Well, I have some good news. The police have finally released Rex's body."

Gabrielle:
"About time."

Susan:
"You must be so relieved."

Bree:
"You know, mostly I'm just annoyed that the whole thing happened in the first place. I mean, how in the world could anybody accuse me of murder?"

Edie:
"Well, you are wound pretty tight. (everyone looks at her) What? The supermom is always first to snap. They've done studies."

Bree:
"Anyway, I was... I was hoping that you are were free friday morning because that's when I'm going to be hosting the reburial."

Gabrielle:
"The what?"

Bree:
"Look, I know it's an imposition, but Danielle is away on a class trip, and Andrew is back at the Camp Hennessey for a little refresher course. Well, it's just gonna be a very brief and dignified ceremony and I was hoping that you could say a few words, and, um, I'm gonna read a poem."

Gabrielle:
"We would love to come."

Susan:
"Absolutely."

(Bree stands up and leaves her seat, and Susan looks at Edie rushing her answer)

Edie:
"I'm busy. Sorry."

Susan:
"Edie!"

Edie:
"She's going to read a poem!"

(Susan kicks Edie under the table)

Edie:
"Ouch!! Fine! Yes, yes, we'd all love to come."