Desperate Housewives, Season Two

Bree:
Perception is reality, Andrew. And if people perceive me to have a drinking problem, then I do. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. So I'm simply going to give up my wine and become a recovering alcoholic.

Andrew:
Good plan, but it'll never work. See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered.

Bree:
Oh, Andrew, you don't think I love you enough to give up alcohol?

Andrew:
Look, I'm seventeen, all right? So, you can only keep me here for another year. Why not just let me go?

Bree:
Because I'm not done with you yet. It's my job to teach you and you are not half the man I know you can be.

Andrew:
Yeah, well, I got news for you. This is as good as I'm gonna get.

Bree:
If I really thought that, I'd get a gun right now and kill us both.