Desperate Housewives, Season Two

[Parker is coloring]

Lynette:
Sweety could you put the crayons down for a second, we need to talk. I talked to your teacher today and she told me about the cookie deal you made with Cindy Lou.

Parker Scavo:
Oh, are you mad?

Lynette:
[laughs uncomfortably] No, not exactly, I'm trying to understand why you did that.

Parker Scavo:
[Innocently] Tommy Keenan told me babies come from down there, that doesn't sound right to me.

Lynette:
Well, actually he's kinda right, he's got the concept down.

Parker Scavo:
[Innocently confused] That's weird! How does a baby get in there?

Lynette:
Daddy will be home from his business trip in a few days, why don't you wait for him?

Parker Scavo:
OK. Or I can ask Tommy's brother. He's fourteen and he knows everything!

[Parker looks skeptical as Lynette draws a picture]

Lynette:
... And then the mommy and the daddy because they love each other so much, they hug real tight, and a seed is magically implanted and nine months later a baby is born.

Parker Scavo:
What kind of seed?

Lynette:
Oh, that's not important.

Parker Scavo:
I don't believe you!

Lynette:
Parker I'm your mother. Mother's don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or Santa's not gonna bring you anything for Christmas.