Desperate Housewives, Season Three

Edie:
"You think you were bored? I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer."

Carlos:
"Then what was all that moaning?"

Edie:
"I was in pain! You were smashing my breasts!"

Carlos:
"Oh, come on!"

Edie:
"You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol."

Carlos:
"I was tired. You just laid there while I did all the work. When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you."

Edie:
"Well, sex is like tennis. When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers."

Carlos:
"Are you challenging me to a rematch?"