Desperate Housewives, Season Four

Bree:
"Not on the couch! I just had it reupholstered"

Orson:
"Andrew take your sister into the kitchen. Get some towels, boil some water. Everything is gonna be fine! I'm a doctor."

Bree:
"You're a dentist! What if there are complications?"

Orson:
"Should an emergency arise we'll simply call an amulet."

Bree:
"A what?"

Orson:
"Ambulance."

Bree:
"How many rum punches did you have?"

Orson:
"There was punch in that rum?"