Desperate Housewives, Season 7

Mary Alice:
(opening scene about Lynette) Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years. There had been 3 AM feedings... temperatures of 102... and late night pillow fights. But Lynette had never complained, because a mother is always on call.

Lynette:
(while speaking to Mrs. Mcluskey) The whole point of this was to get them to grow up and take care of themselves; they just moved from my boob to yours!

Karen:
I don't care what gets Roy's fire going, as long as I'm the one who puts it out.

Sister Marta:
You had a big imagination, most likely from all those trashy books and magazines you used to bring into class.

The Twins:
Can we get our security deposit back?