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Dinosaurs, Season 2

Dinosaurs was an American television show created by Walt Disney Television and Jim Henson Productions. It was broadcast from April 1991 to July 1994 on ABC. In May 2006, seasons 1 and 2 were released as a single set. The show was about the lives of… more »

[Earl is watching television, dejectedly, after becoming disillusioned with his job]

TV:
Why are you stuck in a boring dead-end job?

Earl:
I don't know.

TV:
Why does your boss always yell at you?

Earl:
Can't figure it out.

TV:
Why is your life such a complete mess?

Earl:
Will you stop pickin' on me?

TV:
Why ask 'Why'? Drink alcohol! Nobody likes a thinker! You may not be able to change your life, but you can change the way you look at it. Alcohol. The more you drink, the less you think!

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