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Drake & Josh, Season 2

Drake & Josh, is an American television sitcom created by Dan Schneider. It stars Drake Bell and Josh Peck. The series debuted in 2004 and ended in 2007. more »

Josh:
Did you do something to my brownies?

Drake:
Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods.

Football Player:
Coach you better Check on Witherspoon he looks really bad!

Josh:
How many brownies did you eat?

Witherspoon:
I dunno like 17 [gags] ooh an' I think your about to see them again!

Coach:
Alright, someone get this boy a bucket!

Josh:
Aw, I just cleaned the buckets!

Coach:
Alright, that's it. No game tomorrow night. We're gonna have to forfeit!

Josh:
Aw come on coach Davis, we can't forfeit!

Coach:
Would you look at Witherspoon?! Ain't no way he's playin' tomorrow night! And I got no one else to play center!

Drake:
Josh will play Center!

Josh:
Josh who?!

Drake:
Josh you! You'll be great and cool!

Josh:
And dead! Lincoln is the toughest team in the state; they're animals... animals!

Coach:
Will you quit whining Nichols? Your vomit brownies got us into this, and you're playing center tomorrow night!

Drake:
Yes!

Josh:
No!

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