Drake & Josh, Season 2

Wendy:
Are we seeing a movie?

Josh:
We're not seeing a movie. We're here to learn about the wilderness of navigation.

[All the Campfire Kids groan]

Pete:
You're the worst!

Josh:
[sarcastically] Thank you, Pete. Okay, so what would you do if someone dropped you of in the middle of the road?

Megan:
I'd call Mom on my cell phone.

Josh:
Say you didn't have a cell phone.

Megan:
I always have my cell phone.

Josh:
The battery's dead.

Megan:
I always carry a car charger.

Josh:
It's broken, it fell in the lake, a bear ate it; the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map.

Megan:
So I have a compass and a topographical map, but I don't have my cell phone?

Josh:
That tears it, we're seeing a movie!

Campfire Kids:
[cheering]