The Drew Carey Show, Season 3

Larry:
I hear you're down a man, Carey.

Drew:
Larry, what are you doing here?

Larry (smug):
Got probation. I'm an upstanding citizen and a pillar of the community. Here's the deal: I'll take my clothes off for a hundred bucks.

Drew:
Why should we let you join?

Larry:
Wanna see what I bring to the party? (gestures to the bar) Step into my office... (They go behind the bar. Larry unzips his pants, and acts as if he's taking out something heavy. Drew stares at it dumbfoundedly for a second, then he rapidly downs a shot and looks at it again.)

Drew:
You're in. (Larry nods and puts it back in his pants.) Geez, you think you'd be more popular.