DuckTales

Huey:
Your master was a bird?

Genie:
A bird, snake, wolf. He can change into anything. He's an evil sorcerer!

Dewey:
But he can't still be alive!

Louie:
He'd be ancient.

Huey:
Yeah! Older than Unca Scrooge, even.

Genie:
Yeah. Except his first wish was to live forever.

Huey:
Ooooh! Good wisher.

Genie:
Nooooo - bad wisher. (sobbing) Oh, you don't know! He made me do the worst things.

Dewey:
Like what?

Genie:
Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everyone's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't get reservations. Then down she went! (sobbing harder) And poor Pompeii! Old Mt. Vesuvius would never have blown her top if Merlock hadn't blown his!