ER, Season 12

Morris:
Abby, you get fever rash. I will take dog bite to the ear lobe. Wait, no...you take dog bite and I'll take the rash. It could be Rubella. We wouldn't want our baby getting a torch infection.

Abby:
What?

Morris:
Torch infection. You know, herpes.

Abby:
I know what a torch infection is.

Morris:
Then you know it wouldn't be good for our baby.

Abby:
Why do you keep calling it "our" baby?

Morris:
I don't mean our baby like you and me. I mean like our baby, like an ER mascot.

Abby:
This baby isn't anybody's mascot. (she walks away).

Morris:
Oh, come on! Don't go away mad!