Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Everybody Hates Chris is a sitcom television series inspired by the childhood experiences of comedian Chris Rock, who narrates the show. more »

Chris:
(to mom & dad) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! She left us to go get a baby. But when she came back, she burned your chicken, So then, this guy came to the door asking for the baby. He said his name was Mario and he was the baby's father. So when he left, she came back, and the baby wasn't here. So,she went to go get the baby back. Her mother came to the door looking for her and the baby. So what they had a big fight about where to live. She said she'd live at Mario's house. WHO IS MARIO? So then when she came back, she started braiding Tonya's hair. Drew got to watch the game. You guys came back. She's trying to make it look like everything was all peachy and fine. It's not!

Julius:
I told you we should have let Chris babysit! Girl, give me my money back!

Rochelle:
(Yevette smiles in an innocent way) Imma kick her ass. Hold my wig. (Bell Rings)

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