Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Rochelle:
You might be out there sellin' drugs. I mean, you could be the kingpin of a Colombian drug cartel for all I know.

Chris:
Momma, I'm not out there sellin' drugs.

Rochelle:
How do I know that?

Narrator:
My mother had one goal in life for her kids: don't sell drugs. As long as they weren't doin' that, almost everything else was gonna be OK.

[Cutaway]

Policeman:
Ma'am, your son shot the mayor.

Rochelle:
Did he sell drugs?

Policeman:
No.

Rochelle:
Get in here, boy.

[Another cutaway]

FBI Agent:
Ma'am, your son killed the governor, kidnapped his daughter, robbed the President and ran a red light.

Rochelle:
He ain't sell no drugs, did he?

FBI Agent:
No, ma'am.

Rochelle:
Boy, get in here.