Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Everybody Hates Chris is a sitcom television series inspired by the childhood experiences of comedian Chris Rock, who narrates the show. more »

Tonya:
I know there's no such thing as Santa Claus.

Narrator:
When my mother heard Tonya say those words, it was like she wasn't her baby anymore.

[Rochelle imagines Tonya aggressively confronting her years later as a teenager]

Teenage Tonya:
So, what else did you lie to me about? Are you really gonna kick me out if I get pregnant? Is it true you ain't takin' care of no baby? Can I really not bring a white boy home? Does the Foreman Grill really knock out the fat? Can I really get a loan with no money down? Are you my real mother? Momma, I want answers!

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