Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Everybody Hates Chris is a sitcom television series inspired by the childhood experiences of comedian Chris Rock, who narrates the show. more »

Narrator:
Next to dealin' drugs, gettin' bad grades was the worst thing you could do. It was worse than this.

[Cutaway to 1993]

Rochelle:
Tonya, what happened?

Adult Tonya:
Momma, I had to smoke that fool.

Rochelle:
No, not him! I'm talkin' about this D you got in algebra!

Narrator:
And worse than this...

[Cutaway to 1994]

Rochelle:
Drew! Where is that boy?! What the hell is wrong with you?

Teenage Drew:
[dressing a cowboy outfit] I'm followin' my dream, momma. I'm gonna be a country and western singer.

Rochelle:
I'm not talkin' about that! I'm talkin' about this F! Now get your Johnny Cashless ass upstairs and study! Do you think I'm playin' with you? And where you get that guitar from? You better not be sellin' no damn drugs in my house!

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