Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Julius:
My foot's lookin' better, don't you think?

Rochelle:
Why are you talking about your foot? Your son has no conscience. In there eatin' pancakes like he actually got an A.

Julius:
If you didn't want him to have pancakes, what you give 'em to him for?

Rochelle:
For him to feel guilty and confess. But that's OK. Tomorrow I got something for him.

Julius:
Baby, let's talk about this. C'mon.

Rochelle:
Oh, so now you wanna talk to me? Why don't you just talk to your friends since you talk to them all the time?

Julius:
Rochelle, those are your friends! We were just talkin' about the soaps! Are you jealous?

Rochelle:
Hell yeah! Damn skippy! How would you feel if you came home and I was sittin' there talkin' to a bunch of your friends about football?

Julius:
You like football?

Rochelle:
No, I don't like football! Julius, you always wanna talk to me about bills or the kids. I just think it would be nice to talk about something else, for a change.

Julius:
You wanna talk about the gout?

Rochelle:
NO! I don't wanna talk about the gout!