Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Julius:
Let me in.

Rochelle:
No. You smell.

Julius:
That is the smell of a working man.

Rochelle:
No, that is the smell of Aquaman.

Julius:
Rochelle, open the door.

Rochelle:
No. Look, baby, I understand that this job brings you more free time and more money, but I can't take it anymore! The kids can't breathe! I cannot sleep at night! Do you not know that I'm at that Laundromat every day? I've been burnin' so much incense, ten people came by here tryin' to buy reggae albums!

Narrator:
[in a Jamaican accent] Hey, 'mon!

Julius:
What you want me to do?

Rochelle:
Quit!

Julius:
I can't just quit! What kind of example would that be for the kids? Huh? Did Thurgood Marshall quit? Did Frederick Douglass quit? Did Booker T. Washington quit?

Rochelle:
I don't know and I don't care. All I know is I want you to quit!

Julius:
What about takin' the kids to Great Escape? Huh?

Drew:
We don't wanna go nowhere with you.

Tonya:
Yeah, Daddy! You stink!

[Rochelle drops a bag of clean clothes down to Julius]

Julius:
What's this?

Rochelle:
Clean clothes.

Julius:
Where am I supposed to change?

Rochelle:
I don't know. Why don't you ask them cats?

[Julius looks down, where a lot of cats are licking his feet]