Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Narrator:
It's been a year since my mom sent me to Corleone Junior High for a better education.

White kid:
Jerk!

Narrator:
Oh, I was gettin' a better education, all right: an education in misery! I was tired of my classes.

[Cutaway]

Ms. Morello:
Inga-binga-binga-bunga. Chris, what tribe are you from?

Chris:
I don't know.

Narrator:
I still struggled to get sleep.

[Cutaway]

Chris:
Goodnight, momma.

Rochelle:
Goodnight, baby. [switches the light off and back on again] Chris! Get your butt up! It's time to go to school!

Chris:
Rrrghhh!

Narrator:
And worst of all, everybody hated me. The kids hated me. The teachers hated me. Even the lunch ladies hated me. [Chris gets chased by white kids, teachers and lunch ladies] But, the only good thing that happened to me at Corleone was meetin' Greg.