Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Narrator:
My last option was to go to Risky. Since all his stuff was stolen, I knew he wouldn't call a cop. He'd get you liquor.

Boy:
It's for my uncle.

Risky:
Here. Don't drink it all at once.

Narrator:
He'd get you cigarettes.

Girl:
It's for my mother.

Risky:
Here. Don't smoke 'em all at once.

Narrator:
He could even get you plutonium.

Man:
It's for my daughter.

Risky:
Do not use this all at once.