Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1
Everybody Hates Chris is a sitcom television series inspired by the childhood experiences of comedian Chris Rock, who narrates the show. more »
[Chris tries to buy Playboy and gum]
Narrator:
The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
Store clerk:
$3.50.
[Chris pays, and the store clerk takes away the Playboy]
Store clerk:
Now get out of here before I call a cop.
Chris:
For what?! You just robbed me, this one cost me 50 cents.
Store clerk:
Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy?
Narrator:
Hey, Miss June was fine, but she wasn't worth goin' to jail.
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