Everybody Hates Chris, Season 1

Narrator:
When it comes to Father's Day, nobody gave a damn.

Restaurant Manager:
It's Father's Day, people! Come on down to Pastures and Shores! The food is half-price! [a family approaches] ¡Buenas noches! ¿Cómo se dice half-off?

Narrator:
The movies are terrible..

Black Man:
[as everyone is running out of the theater] Aaah! Turn it off! Turn it off!

Narrator:
The gifts suck...

White Wife:
Ta-daa!

White Husband:
What the hell is this?

White Wife:
It's a parking space, honey. We got you a parking space!

Narrator:
Better park and be happy. And the only song for fathers was this.

[The Temptations sing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone]