Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

Rochelle:
Here's how this works, Tonya. You could keep lyin' or you could tell me you took my earrings. You decide.

Tonya:
You promise you won't yell?

Rochelle:
I won't yell.

Tonya:
I took your earrings, and I lost one.

Rochelle:
DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY EARRINGS?!

Tonya:
You promised you wouldn't yell!

Narrator:
I've been fallin' for that one for years.

Rochelle:
Do you know how valuable those earrings were, Tonya? Huh?

Narrator:
Whenever my mother was ready to kill one of us, she'd always count down from 5.

Rochelle:
5... 4... 3... 2... 1. Imma let you're father handle this.