Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

Narrator:
Back at school, I stopped making promises and started making demands.

Chris:
I'd like all book reports to be on books that were made into movies.

Ms. Morello:
Are you high? I'm asking, not judging.

Chris:
No, I'm just trying to fulfill my campaign promises.

Mrs. Milone:
Just for curiosity's sake, what else did you promise?

Chris:
A TV in the library, more field trips, instituting recess, and no more detention.

Ms. Morello:
Chris, how are you going to know how to act when you get stopped by the police if we don't give you detention?