Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

'Narrator:
As a kid, I wasn't superstitous but; everybody in my family was. If my mother spilled salt, she would always tossed it over her shoulder for good luck.

Julius:
Nooooooo! (Jumps in front of the salt for his popcorn and crashes)

Narrator:
That's 9 cent worth of salt.

Narrator:
Drew wouldn't walk under a ladder, no matter what.

Old Woman:
Sonny, help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Drew:
If you want me to help you, you gotta crawl from underneath this ladder first.

Narrator:
Tonya would believe that if she stepped on a crack, she would break my mother's back.

Tonya:
(Tonya steps on a crack and screams) NOOOOOOOOO!

Rochelle:
(Moans after her back is broken in pain while eating her chocolate turtles)