Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

Narrator:
Later, I was thinking about Greg, and I wondered how my heroes would handle bein' a hall monitor. I thought about how Mr. T would handle it.

Chris:
[as Mr. T] I pity the fool who ain't got no hall pass.

Narrator:
I thought about how Dirty Harry would handle it.

Chris:
[as Dirty Harry] Well, I know what you're thinking. Was that the first bell or the second bell? Well, you have to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

Narrator:
I even thought about how the Terminator would handle it.

Chris:
[as the Terminator] No citation? I'll be black.