Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

Julius:
A new license costs $17.50, and I'm not givin' them people my money till I have to.

Narrator:
My father waited until the last possible moment to pay for everything... and I mean everything.

White Meter Maid:
Your meter's only got a minute left.

Julius:
When dat quarter runs out, I'll put in dis one.

Rochelle:
Baby, you almost outta gas.

Julius:
When dat gas runs out, I'll put in some new gas.

[Rochelle is giving birth]

White Doctor:
Push! Push!

Rochelle:
Julius, would you just pay the man, please?!

White Doctor:
Push!

Julius:
When the baby's all the way out, I'll give him all the money.