Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

Narrator:
While Drew was trying to make a clean break, I was getting down and dirty with my new jokes. I told the one about the guy who got bitten by the snake...

Chris:
So the doctor said, "Make two cuts where your friend was bitten by the snake, and suck out the poison." So the guy gets back to his friend, and the friend said, "Well, what did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die."

Narrator:
I told one about the two guys on the bridge...

Chris:
And so then the white guy said, "Man, this water's cold." And the black guy said, "Yeah, and it's deep too."

Narrator:
And I told the one about how to become an honorary Eskimo.

Chris:
So he was bleeding, and his clothes were torn. So he walks in and says, "Now, where's the Eskimo woman I'm supposed to kill?"

Jerome:
Little dude from across the street! Does your momma know you out here tellin' jokes like that?

Chris:
No.

Narrator:
Because if she did, she'd smack the smut outta me!