Everybody Hates Chris, Season 2

Rochelle:
If you could add and subtract, you could do this!

Narrator:
My mom applied that kind of logic to a lot of situations.

[Chris and his family are in a bank vault dressed as bank robbers]

Rochelle:
If you can crack an egg, you can crack a safe!

[Rochelle and Drew are in a hospital dressed as surgeons]

Rochelle:
Boy, if you can lace up a sneaker, you could stitch up a chest! [to another surgeon] Suture.

[Rochelle and Tonya are on a plane dressed as skydivers]

Rochelle:
If you can jump rope, you could jump from the plane! Go! Go!

[Tonya jumps off the plane without her parachute]

Rochelle:
Baby, you forgot your parachute!