Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Narrator:
While I had it hard, my father became a soft touch.

Risky:
Hey, I need $10 for gas.

Julius:
Regular or premium?

Risky:
Premium!

Julius:
[giving Risky some money] Here you go.

Risky:
My man! [walks off]

Vanessa:
I need to get my hairdryer fixed.

Julius:
Just buy yourself a new one. [gives Vanessa some money]

Vanessa:
Ooh! [walks off]

Monk:
I need some ammo for my bazooka.

Julius:
Anti-tank or anti-personnel?

Monk:
Anti-tank, of course.

Julius:
[giving Monk some money] Here you go.

Monk:
Thank you. [walks off]

Jerome:
Can you lemme hold some bail money?

Julius:
And get yourself a lawyer, too. [gives Jerome some money]

Policeman:
C'mon, boy. [drags Jerome away]

Jerome:
I didn't do nothin'.