Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Narrator:
New Year's Eve was big in Bed-Stuy because it gave everybody a chance to make new resolutions. Unfortunately, most people didn't follow through on them. Not my mother.

Rochelle:
This year, I'm gonna stop yellin' at my children.

Narrator:
No you're not!

Rochelle:
Who put a glass on my table without a coaster?!

Narrator:
Not my sister.

Tonya:
This year, I'm not going to get Chris in trouble anymore.

Narrator:
Yes you will!

Rochelle:
[off-screen] Who's been in my make-up bag?!

Tonya:
Chris did it!

Narrator:
Not my father.

Julius:
I'm gonna stop worryin' about my money.

Narrator:
Stop lyin'!

Julius:
Chris, close that door! You just left out 86 cents' worth of refrigeration!

Narrator:
Not my brother.

Drew:
This year, I'm not gonna take any more girls from Chris.

Narrator:
We'll see about that!

Girl:
That's so sweet, Drew. Who's Chris?

Chris:
I'm Chris. You came in with me.