Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Narrator:
A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: Big ones, like losin' your job, and little ones, like tryin' to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hidin' it in the bathroom.

Julius:
Who's hidin' $27 worth of weed in the toilet?

Narrator:
I thought about hidin' it in my room.

Tonya:
Momma! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!

Narrator:
I even thought about hidin' it in the kitchen.

Rochelle:
Who hid weed in my cereal?!

Narrator:
But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.