Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Greg:
So, where were we? Oh, that's right. You were trying to explain how you didn't run me over.

Chris:
No, I didn't.

Greg:
So that wasn't you behind the steering wheel when my face was smashed up against the windshield?

Chris:
No, because if I had hit you, that meant I was driving someone's car, and that someone would go to jail for a really, really, really long time if we snitched. So, not only would you be hurt, he would be hurt also, and don't you think enough people have been hurt already?

Greg:
OK, I get it. You didn't hit me.

Narrator:
Spoken just like Tina Turner.