Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

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Chris:
Man, it's messed up!

Greg:
That's OK. We've survived worse things. Remember the time we survived those Cuban drug runners?

[Cuban drug runners are threatening Greg with guns and a chainsaw]

Cuban Drug Runner:
Where's the drugs?!

Chris:
We don't have any coke, but there's a Pepsi machine upstairs.

[we see a tear running down Greg's face as the Cuban drug runner speaks some Spanish]

Greg:
Yeah, and remember the time we were captured by those Vietnamese guys?

[a Vietnamese guy spins a gun during a game of Russian roulette, which then points at Greg; he then punches him]

Chris:
C'mon! Go ahead, Greg. Go ahead! [the Vietnamese guy punches him] It's gonna be OK. It's gonna be all right. [the Vietnamese guy punches Greg] GO AHEAD!

Greg:
Go fish.

[the Vietnamese guy punches Chris and Greg]

Chris:
Remember the time we took out that mobster? [to Greg] Leave the gun. Take the Pop-Tarts.

Greg:
Yeah, we've had some crazy times.

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