Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Narrator:
After sayin' "No" to my mother for the first time, I didn't know what to expect.

Rochelle:
What did you say?!

Chris:
I said no.

Narrator:
Twice!

Rochelle:
That's what I thought you said. [throws some silverware at Chris, who has been pinned to a door because of that, then threatens him with a knife] Now say it again.

Chris:
Ma, I didn't eat all the dinner by myself. I shouldn't have to clean it all up by myself.

Rochelle:
I don't wear all the clothes, but... I wash them by myself. I don't sleep in all the beds in this house, but I... I make them all by myself. I don't pee in all of the toilets in this house by myself!

Chris:
Ma, Drew and Tonya are sittin' right there doin' nothin'. Why can't they help?

Rochelle:
Because I told you to do it! Now, I don't wanna hear no more back talk. Now, clean this mess up.

Chris:
No. I'm not gonna do it.

Rochelle:
Lord, please help me before I knock this boy's neck off. Eight... Nine... T-ten!

Narrator:
I wouldn't see a woman that perplexed again until Palin found out her daughter was knocked up.