Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Julius:
I just need to understand why you would talk to your mother like that.

Chris:
Dad, Drew and Tonya were sittin' down watchin' TV and I'm the only one Mom said to go clean up. It's just not fair. You raised me to stand up for myself, so why do I get in trouble when I do it at home?

Julius:
Look, Chris, you might win the battle, but you're gonna lose the war. Sometimes it's not about just being right. Hey, look, you need to apologize to your mother.

Chris:
Why?

Julius:
Because she will make your life miserable. Do you know how many times I've been right and still had to apologize? 469,531 times!

Narrator:
And countin'!

Chris:
How is that even possible?

Julius:
Because she doesn't care!

Chris:
It doesn't make any sense!

Julius:
Exactly. Look, that's the #1 rule of livin' with women: Nothing makes sense. When you learn this, then you'll finally understand what it is to be a man. Wrong or right, you still have to be sorry.

Narrator:
I had survived the walk home. Now all I had to do was apologize, and my life would go back to normal.