Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Narrator:
I was tryin' to become my own person, but my mother still thought she owned me.

Rochelle:
What you think you doin'?

Chris:
I'm makin' breakfast.

Rochelle:
With my eggs?

Chris:
No, I bought the eggs, and I bought the bacon.

Rochelle:
Oh. Well, you ain't buy that skillet. You ain't buy that fire. You ain't buy that spatula. You ain't buy that plate.

Chris:
Next time, I'll remember to buy a paper plate.

Rochelle:
Oh, next...? "Oh, next time, I'll remember to buy a paper..." No, next time, you need to remember: This ain't your kitchen! This ain't your stove, this ain't your floor, those ain't your frozen gizzards, that ain't your...

Chris:
You say none of this is mine. Maybe I should find someplace else to be.

Rochelle:
Uh-oh! Did y'all see that? I guess he jumpin' bad now. You bad! I guess you Shaft! You's a bad mutha... Shut yo mouth! No! Since you're so independent, so liberated, maybe you need to go live in the Statue of Liberty.

Chris:
Fine! I'm leavin'.

Narrator:
I stood my ground, and now it was gonna be standin' out on the street.