Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Greg:
Oh, man! You're gonna be so in there! I can't believe you ran it down! I only just ran. What'd she say?

Chris:
She said she'll think about it.

Greg:
But what does that mean?

Chris:
It means, "Lemme check every option, see if I can get someone I want, and if not, I'll go out with you."

Narrator:
When she said every option, she meant every option. She checked blind guys.

Tasha:
Do you have a girlfriend?

Blind Girlfriend:
Yeah, girl. What are you, blind?

Narrator:
She checked dangerous guys.

Tasha:
Do you have a girlfriend?

Robber Girl:
Yeah, he does! Now gimme your money!

Narrator:
She even checked guys who were girls.

Tasha:
Do you have a girlfriend?

Androgynous Guy:
I'm my own girlfriend.