Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Chris:
I got a surprise for you later.

Tasha:
You do? What is it?

Narrator:
It's a surprise to me, too.

Chris:
Well, I wanted to wait till later, but, you know, after I get home from school, I wanted to celebrate with you. I'll bring your present then.

Narrator:
Good one!

Tasha:
Ooh! And then we can go to Mr. Woo's and get some Chinese food. And then we can talk about what this crazy girl said to me at school. And then we can talk about...

Narrator:
Another thing I learned quickly is that much like bin Laden, girlfriends like to make plans, and those plans did not include Greg.